Catskills Comedy

Some classic Jewish groaners, courtesy of mom:

Short summary of every Jewish Holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat.

When the doctor called Mrs. Liebenbaum to tell her that her check came back, she replied, "So did my arthritis."

Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like
Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this
is due to the fact that WonTon spelled backwards is NOT
NOW.

Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

Q: Have you seen the newest Jewish-American Princess horror
movie? A: It's called "Debbie Does Dishes."

Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."